Maddy's Blog Of Wittery-ness: I'm Continuing...

Thursday, January 12, 2012

I'm Continuing...

To pretend that I didn't intentionally block Adam. Whoopsie. Still, never mind.
Since the last time I blogged, several things have happened.
I got drunk and chatted up a sixteen year old, and now have to defend myself against people calling me a paedo.
I considered writing a Mills and Boon style romance between two of my friends who MUST eventually get it together because otherwise I will just die.
I invited nice Katie to come to a vintage fair.
My brother got shingles.
I sort of babysat Rachel's son Finley, who is mental and lovely all at the same time, but he kept ganging up on me with my other friend, and considering my other friend is about ten feet tall, I lost. Miserably.
He pokes HARD.
I let Abi have access to my blog again! She's nice. Hi Abi :D Welcome to the nuthouse.
I did an exam this morning. I think I've done okay, but to be honest the question involving why authors named their characters particular things was horrible, but better than the only other option. They also had my all time favourite question, which is nice of them.
Matt's a knob now. Remind me to delete him from here. Should have done that while I was adding Abi.
And also Katie!! Nice Katie who is coming a-vintaging with me.
Abi and Dani are taking pictures of me. Unimpressed. Look like a troll with massive breasts today.
The unfortunate circumstances of forgetting that you are wearing your lowest top and wearing a push-up bra.
I mean, they looking CRACKING.
But it's the only thing you can see.
Wearing my awesome parrot skirt. And my purple boots. Looooooooves teh boots. Intentional typo.
I am doing literally no work, because I cba.
Katie is bashing her head on the table and complaining about life.
I understand her pain.
Moaning about boys wanking now.
Kind of understand that one too.
She's realised I'm writing about her, and looks a BIT pissed off.
She isn't.
She has confessed her secrets.
It's fair enough.
She wants to know why.
Bahahahahaha.
Shall never tell.
Perhaps we will discuss it later when I get home so that we don't have the unfortunate incident that will unvariably happen where I blurt out her secrets to the whole room and Dani takes it and tells EVERYONE.
It will be Dani.
Or Ryan.
He's an arse.
I think I have to go to a finance talk in a minute.
HATE.
HATE FINANCE.
Ryan tells me frequently that I have a mustache.
It's degrading.
KATIE YOU DO NOT NEED TO SEARCH FOR IT
I KNOW
I KNOW I DON'T HAVE ONE.
Nah, Katie is beautiful.
And not a man.
Just going to start talking to her outloud now.
She'd guessed it all.
Not it all.
But the basic concept.
Leaving now, <3 to all. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Maddy HealFebruary 24, 2012 at 1:48 PM
I have realised, in hindsight, that I posted this at about two o'clock, and by five o'clock the ten foot tall friend was my six foot four boyfriend. Weeeeeeeeird. But cool. But also weird.
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Things That Make Me Happy

1) When my baking comes out really, really excellently.
2) Historical romances
3) Daydreams about being a very successful grown up.
4) Daydreams that are REALLY inappropriate for the location you're having them in, like having sexy daydreams on a bus when trying to hold down a conversation.
5) Strictly Come Dancing
6) The Great British Bake Off
7) When your crochet ends up looking amazing.
8) When Dad brings me a random Crunchie.
9) Lula. Just in general. She is one of the best people alive.
10) Writing fiction and it actually sounding decent.
11) Tudor history
12) Learning songs on my guitar really really slowly, but on my own so it feels like a proper achievment.
13) Realising, 13 things in, that Katie was right about this making me feel much better.
14) Katie
15) How Anna smells. I know I bang on about it, but honestly, phwoar!!
16) Getting over a sore throat and being able to screech out songs when I feel like it again.
17) My purse (It has a big, shiny union jack on it)
18) Going to the market just off Covent Garden.
19) The Globe.
20) Kenneth Brannagh.
21) Mocking Hanna
22) Realising that Hanna has come up with a completely logical scientific theory about the Earth expanding, making her a lot more intelligent than previously realised.
23) ALL of my cousins. There are about 14 of them, and I love each and every one of them. Even the tiny, mental ones.
24) My Grannie. Scary, but she loves me.
25) Being a ginge.
26) Honeycomb.
27) How my room looks like it has pink walls in the morning when my curtains are shut, pale blue walls in the daylight, and white walls at nighttime when all the light I have is the moon.
28) The best piece of post I ever got, still in a frame, still on my bookshelf.
29) Doctor Who
30) Doctor Who jackets, all tweed and elbow patches.
31) Lidl's lasagne
32) Being able to spell lasagne.
33) The picnics Sullay organises.
34) Cold chow mein, covered in sweet and sour sauce and served in a lunch box in front of jealous looking mates.
35) Painting my nails yellow and drawing smiley faces on with Sharpie marker.
36) My brother, even though he's mental and seems to take joy in making my hair look mental, waiting til I have smoothed it over, then doing it again.
37) Having one seat in the living room accepted as MINE for Dr Who viewing.
38) Kissing so hard that you don't realise that your hair is a mess, you're pressed up against a wall and that people might see you.
39) My boobs. They are in my top two of favourites features, just for how excellently jiggly they are.
40) My eyes. The other ones in the top two.
41) When my nose is blocked up a tiny bit, so that I can whistle through it.
42) My neighbour's home made apple juice.
43) When I walk into the house after a bad and very cold day at college and my mum has made stew.
44) My cat, Jake. (He's dead now, but he gets to stay)
45) My cat, Stuart.
46) Accidentally painting my nails to match my underwear.
47) Having my hair stroked when I'm upset.
48) The fact that my dad totally reverts to being a teenager when we go down the Brook to see Stiff Little Fingers.
49) The fact that my dad lets new boys I bring home know that he knows EXACTLY how to make a petrol bomb and how to throw it efficiently, too.
50) The Parasol Protectorate series.
51) Gail Carriger's blog: http://retrorack.blogspot.com/
52) Lemon sorbet
53) Reading a whole book in a day, even if it's trash.
54) The Sociology Corner, both as it was last year and as it is this year, though I do miss Sarah.
55) My mum's disco cds.
56) My AMAZING 50s style prom dress, which I keep wanting excuses to wear again.
57) The fact that, in January, I get to wear it again :D
58) My Union Jack shoes
59) The fact that saving a file as Me At Prom in one word spells meatprom, and so makes me think of cows in top hats.
60) Deleting bitches from FB.
61) The lack of bitches on my FB.
62) My giant pink Ugg boot slippers, that somehow still fit after six years in service.
63) Fucking with people's heads.
64) Writing my blog.
65) Tom and Jerry
66) Looney Tunes
67) Wacky Races
68) My retina-scarring, grandma-on-crack shawl.
69) Wearing men's shirts.
70) How my hair looks when I wake up. Mostly for it's comical nature, occaisionally because it actually looks great. THAT doesn't happen often.
71) Katie singing. It makes me happy inside.
72) My lizard necklace.
73) The thought of being able to wear my winter jumpers again.
74) Snow
75) Kicking ASS on Singstar/Lips.
76) QI when it's extended to an hour long show.
77) The thought of owning a wardrobe full of tea dresses and fake fur stoles and t-bar shoes.
78) My stripper boots.
79) The one happy penguin in all the nonchalent penguins on my phone background.
80) Entertaining the idea of a lip piercing purely to annoy my mother
81) Secretly thinking about getting one when I go to uni anyway.
82) Magners.
83) The own brand cider that they have in this chain of French supermarkets that tastes amazing.
84) Rollercoasters.
85) The Pirates of the Carribean ride at Disneyland.
86) Feeling more cultured than basically every member of my Film Studies class, mainly because they spent the weekend watching American Pie and I watched Strangers on a Train.
87) The contents of the box on top of my wardrobe.
88) Wisteria perfume.
89) Rebecca, by Daphne Du Maurier.
90) In The Middle by Jimmy Eat World, because of the instantaneous better feeling it brings.
91) The entire shelf I have of shitty romantic fiction.
92) My catapault pencil sharpener.
93) When people get my lyric-quoting jokes.
94) Drawing hearts in the margins of pieces of paper.
95) Fridaying, even though it doesn't really happen anymore.
96) The fact that, despite it's free-ness, IKEA tea is scrummy.
97) Cheesecake.
98) Camping holidays with as many relatives as can be persuaded.
99) Rockham Bay.
100) My lesbian pirate bag.
101) That strange gold coloured Fosters.
102) Ice cream.
103) Russell Grant on Strictly Come Dancing.
104) 80p cups of tea.
105) Rachel's blog.
106) Jumper dresses.

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