Daytime Television

It's actually shit.
The Barefoot Contessa is neither barefoot OR a contessa.
Seriously.
It's false advertising, and I swear she uses an entire KILO of salt everytime she cooks.
I kid you not.
She made this anniversary dinner for her friends, and their three year old and also their one year old.
AND GAVE THEM PRACTICALLY RAW MEAT.
And proceeded to eat with them.
Actually, Ina, I think if it were MY anniversary, I would prefer to eat cooked food, and not with some fat old whore who has a misnomer as a tv show, and keeps doing picnics with practically a whole salmon EACH as a STARTER.
No wonder your chins wobble when you walk.

However, not all daytime telly is a complete write off.
Especially when you get to watch shows, guilt free, that you haven't watched since you were wee.
Such as Little Bear.
Or perhaps Rolie Polie Olie.
And even the classic Tom and Jerry cartoons.
Which never get old, btw.

Nigella Lawson in her prime doesn't actually exude sex appeal.
I'm not kidding.
This was before they tarted her up and just made it so processed and ridiculous and fake that it's unbelievable.

Okay, run out of steam.