Maddy's Blog Of Wittery-ness: I Have Lost My Memory Stick

Friday, March 2, 2012

I Have Lost My Memory Stick

Which is so far beyond irritating it is ludicrous. And I can't really leave to go find it.
I am therefore going to sit here and write a blog because fuck it, I've been getting into the habit of doing blogs and I see no reason to stop now.
MY BLOG HAS AN APP.
There is literally an app for everything now.
It's not a proper, official app, I don't think, but nice Carl has made my blog into an app on his fancy phone and there's a photo on Facebook but the college computers have it blocked still.
Well, unless I want to download Firefox or Chrome and use that instead.
I think it says a lot about my college that we are still stuck with Internet Explorer.
I'm really quite fond of my Firefox. It has a nice koi pattern on it and lots of saved tabs that involve Facebook and Twitter.
Firefox also lets you have an internet history.
For no apparent good reason, the college computers do not save your internet history. NONE of it.
It lets you click the back button as many times as you want, but if you shut the tab you're buggered.

I have taken once more to wearing sunglasses in an attempt to make the sunshine come out.
They are currently perched atop my head and snuggled into the ginge.
I think (think) that they are black with yellow and green flowers and a little bit Raybans style. The best thing about them of all, however, is that they did not cost me, as Raybans do, £102. They cost me a quid from Primark. And this makes me a very happy bunny.

I just Googled "happy bunny" to find you a good picture of a happy bunny, and it came up with stuff like this.

I feel this should be a mantra for life.
It is much like the list myself and Sarah have come up with for the day of the revolution, when we take over and shoot all those who have pissed us off.
Most of our exes are on that list. Apart from Mitch, who's a bit harmless.
Apart from that, it consists of my maternal grandmother, Dakota Fanning, and the vast majority of Bitterne Park School.
People this does not include:

Aaron
Sully
Lula
Skinner
Ross
Rosie
Katie
... Uhm...

The problem with the list of people from BPS (NOT the British Psychological Society, they are far more tolerable) that I don't want to kill is that I wanted to harm so many of them that I've repressed a great deal of the memories that were made there.
Stuff like being a prefect, chairs being chucked across the room in maths and that one assembly where the headteacher essentially blamed us for the murder of Rhys Jones back in about 2007.

I'll write more on that in a minute. I opened the Happy Bunny website in a new tab, and there are e-cards.
:D
Stuff like "roses are red, violets are blue, your butt's funny looking, but I think you'll do"
Totally sending these.

It is definitely a little sad that I just spent ten minutes of my life sending slightly abusive e-cards to people.

Anyway, my school was very very shit, and I am therefore going to cheer myself up by looking up crochet patterns and posting amusing pictures of happy bunnies.

I am now just posting pictures that make me happy. And shall continue until I am in a state of pictoral bliss.

I may have a bit of a girl crush on Sophia Myles. Perhaps now a selections of photos of women I have girl crushes on.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Christina Hendricks

Caitlin Moran

Helena Bonham Carter

Gail Carriger

Rachel McAdams as Irene Adler

But also

Lara Pulver as Irene Adler

I'm not entirely sure which interpretation of the woman I love most.
Thinking of girl crushes under the pressure of blog writing makes it a lot more difficult. It is slowly going to turn into a list of women I would cheerfully bang.
Such as

Florenc Welch

Back more to women I admire or have girl crushes on.

Nerina Pallot

Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing, played by Emma Thompson

But also just

Emma Thompson

Gemma Arterton

OH OH OH LIBRARIES

And car boot sales

And best of all, vintage fairs.

I feel like I should probably leave you alone now and go scavenge some foods from somewhere. I have, once again, forgotten everything except the stuff necessary for my lessons. I therefore have no lunch and I'm starting to wonder about my keys.
Anyone, love to everyone :)
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Things That Make Me Happy

1) When my baking comes out really, really excellently.
2) Historical romances
3) Daydreams about being a very successful grown up.
4) Daydreams that are REALLY inappropriate for the location you're having them in, like having sexy daydreams on a bus when trying to hold down a conversation.
5) Strictly Come Dancing
6) The Great British Bake Off
7) When your crochet ends up looking amazing.
8) When Dad brings me a random Crunchie.
9) Lula. Just in general. She is one of the best people alive.
10) Writing fiction and it actually sounding decent.
11) Tudor history
12) Learning songs on my guitar really really slowly, but on my own so it feels like a proper achievment.
13) Realising, 13 things in, that Katie was right about this making me feel much better.
14) Katie
15) How Anna smells. I know I bang on about it, but honestly, phwoar!!
16) Getting over a sore throat and being able to screech out songs when I feel like it again.
17) My purse (It has a big, shiny union jack on it)
18) Going to the market just off Covent Garden.
19) The Globe.
20) Kenneth Brannagh.
21) Mocking Hanna
22) Realising that Hanna has come up with a completely logical scientific theory about the Earth expanding, making her a lot more intelligent than previously realised.
23) ALL of my cousins. There are about 14 of them, and I love each and every one of them. Even the tiny, mental ones.
24) My Grannie. Scary, but she loves me.
25) Being a ginge.
26) Honeycomb.
27) How my room looks like it has pink walls in the morning when my curtains are shut, pale blue walls in the daylight, and white walls at nighttime when all the light I have is the moon.
28) The best piece of post I ever got, still in a frame, still on my bookshelf.
29) Doctor Who
30) Doctor Who jackets, all tweed and elbow patches.
31) Lidl's lasagne
32) Being able to spell lasagne.
33) The picnics Sullay organises.
34) Cold chow mein, covered in sweet and sour sauce and served in a lunch box in front of jealous looking mates.
35) Painting my nails yellow and drawing smiley faces on with Sharpie marker.
36) My brother, even though he's mental and seems to take joy in making my hair look mental, waiting til I have smoothed it over, then doing it again.
37) Having one seat in the living room accepted as MINE for Dr Who viewing.
38) Kissing so hard that you don't realise that your hair is a mess, you're pressed up against a wall and that people might see you.
39) My boobs. They are in my top two of favourites features, just for how excellently jiggly they are.
40) My eyes. The other ones in the top two.
41) When my nose is blocked up a tiny bit, so that I can whistle through it.
42) My neighbour's home made apple juice.
43) When I walk into the house after a bad and very cold day at college and my mum has made stew.
44) My cat, Jake. (He's dead now, but he gets to stay)
45) My cat, Stuart.
46) Accidentally painting my nails to match my underwear.
47) Having my hair stroked when I'm upset.
48) The fact that my dad totally reverts to being a teenager when we go down the Brook to see Stiff Little Fingers.
49) The fact that my dad lets new boys I bring home know that he knows EXACTLY how to make a petrol bomb and how to throw it efficiently, too.
50) The Parasol Protectorate series.
51) Gail Carriger's blog: http://retrorack.blogspot.com/
52) Lemon sorbet
53) Reading a whole book in a day, even if it's trash.
54) The Sociology Corner, both as it was last year and as it is this year, though I do miss Sarah.
55) My mum's disco cds.
56) My AMAZING 50s style prom dress, which I keep wanting excuses to wear again.
57) The fact that, in January, I get to wear it again :D
58) My Union Jack shoes
59) The fact that saving a file as Me At Prom in one word spells meatprom, and so makes me think of cows in top hats.
60) Deleting bitches from FB.
61) The lack of bitches on my FB.
62) My giant pink Ugg boot slippers, that somehow still fit after six years in service.
63) Fucking with people's heads.
64) Writing my blog.
65) Tom and Jerry
66) Looney Tunes
67) Wacky Races
68) My retina-scarring, grandma-on-crack shawl.
69) Wearing men's shirts.
70) How my hair looks when I wake up. Mostly for it's comical nature, occaisionally because it actually looks great. THAT doesn't happen often.
71) Katie singing. It makes me happy inside.
72) My lizard necklace.
73) The thought of being able to wear my winter jumpers again.
74) Snow
75) Kicking ASS on Singstar/Lips.
76) QI when it's extended to an hour long show.
77) The thought of owning a wardrobe full of tea dresses and fake fur stoles and t-bar shoes.
78) My stripper boots.
79) The one happy penguin in all the nonchalent penguins on my phone background.
80) Entertaining the idea of a lip piercing purely to annoy my mother
81) Secretly thinking about getting one when I go to uni anyway.
82) Magners.
83) The own brand cider that they have in this chain of French supermarkets that tastes amazing.
84) Rollercoasters.
85) The Pirates of the Carribean ride at Disneyland.
86) Feeling more cultured than basically every member of my Film Studies class, mainly because they spent the weekend watching American Pie and I watched Strangers on a Train.
87) The contents of the box on top of my wardrobe.
88) Wisteria perfume.
89) Rebecca, by Daphne Du Maurier.
90) In The Middle by Jimmy Eat World, because of the instantaneous better feeling it brings.
91) The entire shelf I have of shitty romantic fiction.
92) My catapault pencil sharpener.
93) When people get my lyric-quoting jokes.
94) Drawing hearts in the margins of pieces of paper.
95) Fridaying, even though it doesn't really happen anymore.
96) The fact that, despite it's free-ness, IKEA tea is scrummy.
97) Cheesecake.
98) Camping holidays with as many relatives as can be persuaded.
99) Rockham Bay.
100) My lesbian pirate bag.
101) That strange gold coloured Fosters.
102) Ice cream.
103) Russell Grant on Strictly Come Dancing.
104) 80p cups of tea.
105) Rachel's blog.
106) Jumper dresses.

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